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Staring contest.

Staring contest.
When I die…
When I die…
Buckets of sense.
Buckets of sense.
I didn’t see anybody important today…
I didn’t see anybody important today…
Every freaking time…
Every freaking time…
Our condolences.
Our condolences.
Still need.
Still need.
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
Your teacher’s new seating chart.
My wallet is like an onion.
My wallet is like an onion.
Geometry.
Geometry.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Still a better love story than twilight.
Women…
Women…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Heaven forbid I understand you…
Trolling the cat door.
Trolling the cat door.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
Dear NASA,
Dear NASA,
there+is+no+escape.+Only+zuul
there is no escape. Only zuul
Needs+more+salt
Needs more salt
don%26%238217%3Bt+look+at+me%21
don’t look at me!
Note+to+self%3A+don%26%238217%3Bt+try+this+in+the+office
Note to self: don’t try this in the office
Join the conversation
cheerios+and+bourbon
cheerios and bourbon
Is+this+true%3F
Is this true?
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+buy+a+vowel
I’d like to buy a vowel
I%26%238217%3Bd+like+to+pay+with+a+laser+light+show%2C+please
I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please
delete+comic+sans+from+the+system
delete comic sans from the system
retired+firehoses
retired firehoses
Calmly+plotting+your+demise
Calmly plotting your demise
Funny%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+also+a+self-contained+unit
Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit