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sim(p)mons
sim(p)mons
speakqueasy
speakqueasy
imprest
imprest
mystery history
mystery history
reaction lackin’
reaction lackin’
achoo at-(ch)you
achoo at-(ch)you
santa’s claws
santa’s claws
american’t
american’t
turtle hurdle
turtle hurdle
simple pleasures
simple pleasures
muddied perspective
muddied perspective
don’t be koi
don’t be koi
dishing it out
dishing it out
seas and desist
seas and desist
horsing around
horsing around
Insurance+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+cover+animal+arson%2C+probably.
Insurance doesn’t cover animal arson, probably.
Paris+is+having+a+good+2020+so+far%26%238230%3B
Paris is having a good 2020 so far…
%26%238230%3Bwell+played.
…well played.
In+event+of+a+fire%2C+we+require+a+sacrifice%26%238230%3B
In event of a fire, we require a sacrifice…
Join the conversation
Meth%2C+we%26%238217%3Bre+on+it.+%26%238211%3B+South+Dakota%2C+probably.
Meth, we’re on it. – South Dakota, probably.
Savages%26%238230%3B
Savages…
This+1950s+tie+recommends+what+color+of+suit+to+wear
This 1950s tie recommends what color of suit to wear
A+Union+black+soldier+leading+a+charge+against+a+Confederate+position+%28colorised%29
A Union black soldier leading a charge against a Confederate position (colorised)
The+bear%2C+it+gets+me%26%238230%3B
The bear, it gets me…
PSA%3A+It%26%238217%3Bs+never+worth+it.
PSA: It’s never worth it.
Mark+Twain+in+Nikola+Tesla%26%238217%3Bs+lab%2C+circa+1895.
Mark Twain in Nikola Tesla’s lab, circa 1895.
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