Too many years in engineering school.

Too many years in engineering school.

Horlp may.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

Ellen DeGeneres has an age, apparently.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

I nominate Mr. Trump.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

Simply a great dane eating a pumpkin.

The price is savage

The price is savage

Passive aggressive instructions

Passive aggressive instructions

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Witches don’t live in the desert for a reason.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Just Brendan Fraser being straight up cowboy.

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Nature documentaries are invest-able .

Ultimate noms.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Freddy Mercury: Destroyer of punk.

Traffic banana for scale.

Traffic banana for scale.

You just lost the game.

You just lost the game.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

Welcome to Alaska! …Except you can’t get off the plane because there’s a polar bear between you and the terminal who will murder your entire family.

A Venezuelan smartass

A Venezuelan smartass