When I stub my toe…

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

always knock before entering. always

remember when jesus turned water into jack daniels that one time? that was aweomse

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

an easy guide to help you portion your food

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

there are multiple ways to spell missouri