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I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds…

I changed my car horn to gun shot sounds...
Dog reports
Dog reports
I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.
I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburger today.
Self-depreciation at it’s most proper.
Self-depreciation at it’s most proper.
the seedy back backstreets of California
the seedy back backstreets of California
In the 90’s it was important for hackers to be able to quick-draw their floppies.
In the 90’s it was important for hackers to be able to quick-draw their floppies.
Bad to the bone.
Bad to the bone.
This coffee machine gets me :/
This coffee machine gets me :/
Grandma’s glocoma has never been better.
Grandma’s glocoma has never been better.
Eye need help.
Eye need help.
Burned raisins.
Burned raisins.
Bridezilla, SHE ROARS!
Bridezilla, SHE ROARS!
Breakup fish
Breakup fish
Extortion at it’s cutest.
Extortion at it’s cutest.
I am suffering from uber addiction…
I am suffering from uber addiction…
Even mice people have limits
Even mice people have limits