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Luke, I am a cupcake.

Luke, I am a cupcake.
every dish is dirty
every dish is dirty
nature is undefeated
nature is undefeated
we’re in the tremors timeline
we’re in the tremors timeline
fear the reaper
fear the reaper
staring deeply into godzilla’s eyes
staring deeply into godzilla’s eyes
ideal employment
ideal employment
wile e coyote is timeless
wile e coyote is timeless
Always thinking about velociraptors
Always thinking about velociraptors
wikipedia is unreliable
wikipedia is unreliable
his superpower is identifying owls
his superpower is identifying owls
how to find an atheist
how to find an atheist
what every employer is looking for
what every employer is looking for
A bountiful harvest awaits
A bountiful harvest awaits
man bun is a lifestyle
man bun is a lifestyle
what is exercise? sounds exhausting
what is exercise? sounds exhausting
It+all+sounds+awful+until+you+remember+that+statistically+flying+is+still+the+safest+form+of+travel
It all sounds awful until you remember that statistically flying is still the safest form of travel
gravity+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist+when+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+goat
gravity doesn’t exist when you’re a goat
jesus+was+larger+than+a+baby+but+smaller+than+a+temple.+good+to+know%21
jesus was larger than a baby but smaller than a temple. good to know!
new+job+opportunity+%26%238211%3B+unfortunately+it+lacks+upward+mobility
new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility
Join the conversation
you+know+that+you+know+you%26%238217%3Bve+seen+that+actor+before
you know that you know you’ve seen that actor before
how+to+beat+someone+at+chess+when+you%26%238217%3Bve+never+played+before
how to beat someone at chess when you’ve never played before
even+einstein%26%238217%3Bs+marriage+was+relative.+It+consumed+his+life
even einstein’s marriage was relative. It consumed his life
i+was+without+a+phone+once+for+12+hours+and+it%26%238217%3Bs+amazing+how+much+attention+i+was+able+to+pay+to+other+things
i was without a phone once for 12 hours and it’s amazing how much attention i was able to pay to other things
Best+responses+to+tweet+about+%26%238220%3Bmystery+flight%26%238221%3B
Best responses to tweet about “mystery flight”
this+is+not+the+car+you+want+to+end+up+behind+on+the+freeway
this is not the car you want to end up behind on the freeway
This+is+really+the+only+acceptable+way+to+watch+four+hour+movies
This is really the only acceptable way to watch four hour movies
no+serial+killer%2C+ted+bundy+included%2C+could+match+wits+with+me+if+i+really+applied+by+myself+instead+of+binging+on+oreos
no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos