When I wear a tight shirt…

When I wear a tight shirt...

I mean, come on…

I mean, come on…

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

A wholesome experience meeting JAY Z

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Butter knife had the best music video of all time…

Start clowning around.

Start clowning around.

I love sporting.

I love sporting.

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

Cooper spends very happy days with his human friend.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

This is why you never corner a raccoon…. unless you have a popsicle.

I could read here.

I could read here.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

I don’t believe you.

I don’t believe you.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

I don’t know what to feel about this.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.

Oh… yeah that makes more sense.