I’m not alone.

I'm not alone.

Remember when I had the high ground?

Remember when I had the high ground?

It’s the thought that counts

It’s the thought that counts

When your kids does you a solid

When your kids does you a solid

You just need to squint

You just need to squint

and now neither can I

and now neither can I

whoopsie doodle

whoopsie doodle

who’s on ellen today?

who’s on ellen today?

It’s the cowch or me

It’s the cowch or me

double bacon cheeseburger

double bacon cheeseburger

the perks of being a parent

the perks of being a parent

What part of the chicken is the ring?

What part of the chicken is the ring?

i give up

Suddenly i have a headache

Suddenly i have a headache

It’s the haircut that gives them away

It’s the haircut that gives them away

good for the arches

good for the arches