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Today’s resume.

Today's resume.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com
USPS trying to get your holiday packages rolled out…
USPS trying to get your holiday packages rolled out…
When MI5 writes your kid back instead of Santa.
When MI5 writes your kid back instead of Santa.
My man RDJ
My man RDJ
wOOp wOOp wOOp wOOp
wOOp wOOp wOOp wOOp
I don’t even try to stop myself.
I don’t even try to stop myself.
The king’s voice
The king’s voice
Ah ha!
Ah ha!
Words.
Words.
For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.
For everyone else born on Christmas and always get jipped on presents.
I’m a motherf***ng starboy
I’m a motherf***ng starboy
So deep
So deep
Drive in theatering done right.
Drive in theatering done right.
Oh the wonders of technology
Oh the wonders of technology
Alexa, ruin christmas with my family this year
Alexa, ruin christmas with my family this year
Megacorp are people too.
Megacorp are people too.
This+is+why+high+heels+hurt+your+feet.
This is why high heels hurt your feet.
Every+day+I%26%238217%3Bm+snufflin%26%238217%3B.
Every day I’m snufflin’.
I%26%238217%3Bm+great+in+bed%26%238230%3B
I’m great in bed…
Words.
Words.
Join the conversation
Epic+photo+bomb.
Epic photo bomb.
McMetallica.
McMetallica.
T-Rex+hates+pushups%26%238230%3B
T-Rex hates pushups…
Bill+Gates+is+a+ninja.
Bill Gates is a ninja.
Do+want.
Do want.
I+think+it%26%238217%3Bs+an+E.
I think it’s an E.
Bring+me+Solo.
Bring me Solo.
Am+I+the+only+one%3F
Am I the only one?