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Today's resume.
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com
Her bio said wished more people would ask me to freestyle.
Her bio said wished more people would ask me to freestyle.
You need sumfin?
You need sumfin?
Car Jesus
Car Jesus
Dolphin making squid stew tonight.
Dolphin making squid stew tonight.
When dads attack
When dads attack
How has this not happened?
How has this not happened?
Human is b e s t
Human is b e s t
Man celebrating end of drought 1951 Texas.
Man celebrating end of drought 1951 Texas.
Pay It Forward
Pay It Forward
Shut ya mouth
Shut ya mouth
The internet of ducks.
The internet of ducks.
U.S. puppertrooper botched the landing….
U.S. puppertrooper botched the landing….
Thanks, Mr. Bean. You will be missed.
Thanks, Mr. Bean. You will be missed.
…let there be light.
…let there be light.
Out of this world…
Out of this world…
I+KNEW+they+were+the+droids+we+were+looking+for%26%238230%3B
I KNEW they were the droids we were looking for…
Owl+is+not+amused.
Owl is not amused.
A+wild+homework+appeared%21
A wild homework appeared!
Self-defense+for+women.
Self-defense for women.
Join the conversation
Fact.
Fact.
When+you%26%238217%3Bre+Batman+it+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+matter+who%26%238217%3Bs+there.
When you’re Batman it doesn’t matter who’s there.
Because+presents.
Because presents.
Typo.
Typo.
What+do+you+listen+to%3F
What do you listen to?
Scumbag+teachers%26%238230%3B
Scumbag teachers…
I%26%238217%3Bm+trying+to+read%21
I’m trying to read!
Vs.
Vs.