The United Steaks of America.

Apparently this is a new email scam going around

the safest way to travel my ass

does anyone object?

natty and noods: the deal of the century

her back must be ruined

and the cat never returned

and now i’m one lego set richer

you can se the spite in its eyes

he didn’t hunt sharks. he shot at them wildly to keep them away from his tuna catch

cue John williams ‘jaws’ theme

I’m fine

you’ve already used that password

generation hobbit

skank across america

does the gravy hot tub cost extra?