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When an alarm clock wakes me up…

When an alarm clock wakes me up...
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Metal, you’re doing it right.
Get paid to touch your junk.
Get paid to touch your junk.
The American dream.
The American dream.
Yep…
Yep…
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Hey Carl, have you seen my blue–
Calories.
Calories.
Really cute story.
Really cute story.
Oh great, I left it at home!
Oh great, I left it at home!
Fill in the blank…
Fill in the blank…
Wash your hands after using the restroom!
Wash your hands after using the restroom!
Engrish.
Engrish.
How will people know I’m better than them?
How will people know I’m better than them?
The part-time barista.
The part-time barista.
Reality.
Reality.
Satin rulez.
Satin rulez.
truck+gender+reassignment
truck gender reassignment
natty+light+cacti
natty light cacti
james+beard+nominated
james beard nominated
grocery+store+therapy
grocery store therapy
Join the conversation
doobie+cat
doobie cat
chicken+noodle
chicken noodle
octopodes+nuts
octopodes nuts
how+to+find+kentucky+on+a+map
how to find kentucky on a map
Tom+cruise+went+all+out+for+the+new+mission+impossible
Tom cruise went all out for the new mission impossible
Kanye+shopping+for+clothes
Kanye shopping for clothes
Ego+vs+reality
Ego vs reality
i%26%238217%3Bm+only+having+one+glass
i’m only having one glass