My thoughts on Fifty Shades of Grey.

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

wow, there are more lion statues than there are living lions in the wild. That’s… not good

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

oh no is an understatement

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

dead batteries free of charge

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table