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I’m not so good at flirting…

I'm not so good at flirting...
It’s Friday, Friday… gotta get down on Friday.
It’s Friday, Friday… gotta get down on Friday.
You gonna eat all of that, Peter?
You gonna eat all of that, Peter?
Useless lemonade stand…
Useless lemonade stand…
When AI takes over inspirational memes…
When AI takes over inspirational memes…
Some sports are better than others.
Some sports are better than others.
And you’ll be grateful if you know what’s good for you…… – Brain probably.
And you’ll be grateful if you know what’s good for you…… – Brain probably.
And that’s just the thing about internet… generally.
And that’s just the thing about internet… generally.
Don’t drink the Kool-aid!
Don’t drink the Kool-aid!
The confusion is palpable.
The confusion is palpable.
Prehistory was metal AF.
Prehistory was metal AF.
Nice aviators, though.
Nice aviators, though.
Your chest freezer will thank you…
Your chest freezer will thank you…
You had a good run, Bud. RIP In Peace.
You had a good run, Bud. RIP In Peace.
Brother nut the brick person.
Brother nut the brick person.
It’s my puss in a box.
It’s my puss in a box.
I+would+listen+to+the+Billy+Buscemi+crossover.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Keanu+cosplay+is+getting+way+out+of+hand.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
Now+that%26%238217%3Bs+what+I+call+rhetoric+2020.
Now that’s what I call rhetoric 2020.
Apprehend+her+by+the+pussy.
Apprehend her by the pussy.
Join the conversation
WHY+DON%26%238217%3BT+YOU+WANT+HIM
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
The+baked+goods+have+spoken%21
The baked goods have spoken!
Alfred+Hitchcock+flashing+his+r%C3%83%C2%A9sum%C3%83%C2%A9%2C+circa+1974.
Alfred Hitchcock flashing his résumé, circa 1974.
%40+4am%26%238230%3B
@ 4am…
The+man+has+finished+raising+his+children.+Welcome+back+Ricky.
The man has finished raising his children. Welcome back Ricky.
Just+twin+things.
Just twin things.
Sounds+like+a+relatively+good+time%26%238230%3B
Sounds like a relatively good time…
Spiders+have+little+danger+paws.++Reconsider+burning+the+building%26%238230%3B
Spiders have little danger paws. Reconsider burning the building…