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bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

dead batteries free of charge

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

oh no is an understatement

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell