Facebook facts you probably didn’t know.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Disney flirting.

I could watch this news…

When you are too good at being dad

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

A fisherman’s life for me.

But you said it was freeeee

Until next time.

The Oregon Apocalypse

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If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Resist contemptible people.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!