Ninja Kitty.

Ninja Kitty.

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send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

time to cry!

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

spitting venom

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

And you give that subtle approving head nod

And you give that subtle approving head nod

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

wasted gems

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

did he do it?