Hey girl…

Hey girl...

are you awake or ashleighp?

are you awake or ashleighp?

the gift no one wants

the gift no one wants

tooting his own horn

tooting his own horn

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

your phone always knows

your phone always knows

it’s healthy to set boundaries

it’s healthy to set boundaries

i slept okay

house therapy

you’re next!

pass me some coal

pass me some coal

thanks but no thanks

thanks but no thanks

all the pain

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

especially on a friday

especially on a friday

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop