Sad camera is sad.

If you want to steal the Lithuanian declaration of independence, you must challenge the man in the corner.

Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.

I guess I’m a vampire now…

I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…

Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?

This is b-e-a-utiful.

Let the statistiacally average lady speak.

Guess whooo?

What a mogul!

The duck is a lie.

Calm down, David; We believe in us.

The new local dog park checks out.

Boing, boing machine demands belly rubs.

She can do better.

Never short.