How the platypus was created.

There’s always next year…

There are holes all over this plot…

I am having a legitimately bad time…

Takebacks enabled.

Best friends by order of dog law.

Netflix cares enough to invade your private life.

One student decorated their graduation cap with a giant QR code that directs people to a list of students killed in school shootings.

Deploy anti-cowboy measures ASAP As Possible.

Bring this knife to a gunfight.

Papa John’s should be on city payroll.

Eating spaghet like a mad man.

FOOL proof alarm clock

Can confirm; These Dick’s are worth waiting in line for…

Do as I say, and what not.

Japan 🇯🇵 is big on paintball.