Feeling Lucky?

When I run into someone I know at the store…

Dreamsicle.
Dreamsicle.
When nerds fall in love.
When nerds fall in love.
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Meanwhile in Brazil.
Not as fun…
Not as fun…
Please be troll.
Please be troll.
Hipster Voldy.
Hipster Voldy.
You gonna eat that chair?
You gonna eat that chair?
Do want.
Do want.
You’re not my real mom!
You’re not my real mom!
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Have you ever wanted to punch a child?
Every time.
Every time.
Lies!
Lies!
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
MUST. RESIST. PAIN.
Brother%26%238217%3Bs+don%26%238217%3Bt+shake+hands%26%238230%3B
Brother’s don’t shake hands…
TELL+US+YOUR+DREAMS+M+O+R+T+A+L
TELL US YOUR DREAMS M O R T A L
One+of+my+favorite+holiday+anecdotes.
One of my favorite holiday anecdotes.
Grandpa%26%238217%3Bs+cheat+sheet
Grandpa’s cheat sheet
Join the conversation
Alas%2C+Babylon.
Alas, Babylon.
German+police+efficiency.
German police efficiency.
Russian+guards+protect+Donald%26%238217%3Bs+star+on+the+walk+of+fame.
Russian guards protect Donald’s star on the walk of fame.
Have+you+no+hart%2C+main%3F
Have you no hart, main?
The+rock+at+Ocean+Beach%2C+SF+looks+like+it+has+snow+on+it%3B+It%26%238217%3Bs+bird+excrement.
The rock at Ocean Beach, SF looks like it has snow on it; It’s bird excrement.
One+man%26%238217%3Bs+trash+is+another+chipmunk%26%238217%3Bs+reading+material.
One man’s trash is another chipmunk’s reading material.
PSA%3A+The+dangers+of+tattoos
PSA: The dangers of tattoos
Non+controversial+Fox+News
Non controversial Fox News