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Almost died in Finding Nemo.

Almost died in Finding Nemo.
Bean is the objective.
Bean is the objective.
War of the Worlds
War of the Worlds
Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.
Toilet Trivia for the [m]asses.
The future of country music.
The future of country music.
The cord of Achilles
The cord of Achilles
The problem with service dogs…
The problem with service dogs…
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…
We didn’t start the fire; it was always burning since the world’s been turning…
That hat placement really worked out…
That hat placement really worked out…
I would watch this season.
I would watch this season.
Alexa, activate bork.
Alexa, activate bork.
The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.
The latest in iPhone and iPhone accessories.
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
Dark was the night cold was the ground…
Well, he’s clearly a maniac.
Well, he’s clearly a maniac.
The Dad Network is large.
The Dad Network is large.
*Insert Ninja Turtle catch phrase here*
*Insert Ninja Turtle catch phrase here*
horrible+way+of+telling+people+we%26%238217%3Bre+married
horrible way of telling people we’re married
getting+over-excited+while+reading
getting over-excited while reading
heimlich+maneuver+tango
heimlich maneuver tango
lettuce+praise+and+relish+him
lettuce praise and relish him
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how+many+crab+rangoons+i+ate
how many crab rangoons i ate
wedding+photobomb
wedding photobomb
how+many+babies+before+you%26%238217%3Bre+a+fullwife%3F
how many babies before you’re a fullwife?
i+am+gandalf
i am gandalf
upset+over+fruit+snacks
upset over fruit snacks
can%26%238217%3Bt+go+fast+enough
can’t go fast enough
adding+carhenge+to+my+bucket+list
adding carhenge to my bucket list
the+ultimate+mosquito+trap
the ultimate mosquito trap