Playing basketball with my girlfriend.
I was made for this,,,
I’d do it.
Starbucks upped their trigger game.
No Hard Feelings
Must have been a good human.
It’s been 1269 days since the residents of Flint, Michigan last had clean water.
Meth: not even once
Controlling the weather.
Roses are red, my English is fluent,
King of the Deciduous Forest
Date guys with beards
Life imitates art.
The baked goods have spoken!
Never go full jerk.
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Join the conversation
I would eat this sopa.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
I think your dad is just worried you can’t take care of yourself, either way.
The thing about war is, it makes no got dam sense.
Poker is lit.
Seems like a real page turner.
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.