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Cats are jerks.
Statues are jerks.
Calm you shall keep.
Cool watch is cool.
How did you find me?
A simple request.
The phone check.
The cutest sneeze.
the korean baseball league’s championship trophy is a giant freaking sword and all other championship trophies no longer count
this is the real problem with letting astrology dictate your relationships
Are you coming to beer fest?
conference call bingo would be a dangerous drinking game
Join the conversation
excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?
the coolest dog at the bar
if you don’t want to take out a loan, consider robbing the bank instead
time zones now exist block to block and house to house
“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny
having a dog this perfectly camouflaged would stress me out so much. still adorable though. 10/10 would pet if i could find him
if only they had done a high school musical and breaking bad crossover event!
the official outfit of middle aged dads