Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim
I’M A MONSTER!
Sweeeeeeeet… Where’s my car?
You are my spirit mammal.
You need the 8-track add on, which is extra. Duh.
Y’all need Satan in your life.
55 year old gave birth to her grandchild acting as a surrogate for her 31-year-old daughter.
April fools day as a fully fledged adult…
The voices of Peanuts circa 1960s.
Dark was the night, cold was the ground.
The apocalypse is a team sport.
Gravity is a myth
The cheese-eyed crow sees all.
Bubbles are flat. Probe me wrong.