Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirtles.
Got ‘eeeem [eventually]
Let my kijje go… – Moses, probably.
A hairless horse. Burn it with fire, yay or neigh?
Burn it with color.
Endorsed by the good Lorde herself
Nap and snackie time!
Be ware the goats.
Written in the snow at Niagara Falls, Canada, circa 2020.
*robotic zooming noises*
This is fine.
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Gut morning, FrÃ¤ulein.
The first cut is the cheesiest. Sing it.
Scumbag baby boomers
Conservative dad recently helped a young gay couple move in…
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Karl pilkington. The voice of humanity
Hey gimme 5.. Hey.. Oh c'mon!
When They Turn A Book Into A Movie
Homer’s thoughts on Jesus
Making copyright infringement your bitch
The one who thinks the sun shines right out of your ass
12 Crazy Ideas That Just Need To Happen Already