My friends vs. me.

My friends vs. me.

comrade cat

hippotato

it was just a misunderstanding

it was just a misunderstanding

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

ancient simpsons

ancient simpsons

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

good luck, punks

good luck, punks

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

everything is bigger in texas except the rain

adding to my vernacular

adding to my vernacular

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

forever 31

there were no witnesses

there were no witnesses

and the answer is?

and the answer is?

what fish think when you’re fishing

what fish think when you’re fishing