Tattoos are like cats.

Tattoos are like cats.

I divorce you.

I’ll take ten.

I’ll take ten.

Pick two.

Sponsors, basically.

Sponsors, basically.

Band geeks will know.

Band geeks will know.

Rice fields that look like stained glass from the heavens.

Rice fields that look like stained glass from the heavens.

what it is mang?

what it is mang?

Hyyyyuck.

Catch you on the flip side…

Catch you on the flip side…

Vietnam has the McPho, btw.

Vietnam has the McPho, btw.

Let the right bear in.

Let the right bear in.

take one, take all.

take one, take all.

Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.

Start the paperwork, Ms. Daily.

I have over 600 pictures of my dogs, btw.

I have over 600 pictures of my dogs, btw.

I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…

I never unlocked these Mortal Kombat characters…