You are the father!
Joel Osteen is the same yesterday, today, and potentially tomorrow.
Disney rejection letter from 1938. They take their letterhead seriously.
A tornado twisted this tree.
Some say it’s still jiggling to this day…
You ought not bully.
God saved the Queen.
And my vote!
Close Call, Claire
We only found the ones we found?
Military dad jokes.
(baaa rammm ewwwwe)
You don’t have to out hustle the hustlers. Just sell more mailbox spam. #adsupportedusps
Young ones can be emotional.
The mighty leopard moose camel.
We’ll have to dry off before brunch.
Australia seems dangerous.
I can’t wait to tell my friends
Join the conversation
Cutting down this tree
Jurassic Park, except the dinosaurs are from the 90’s
When you are the smartest kid in the room and nobody knows it.
They better not lose it
Wait till I say gODDAMMIT!!
March for the cure.