% Feeling Lucky? %

We should ban life jackets.

We should ban life jackets.
just one time
just one time
commas matter
commas matter
mountain pun
mountain pun
the generic brand
the generic brand
reading this hurt
reading this hurt
suddenly i really wanna go to the airport
suddenly i really wanna go to the airport
absolutely not
absolutely not
i need an edgar in my life
i need an edgar in my life
can’t fight that logic
can’t fight that logic
an acceptable alternative
an acceptable alternative
i was fooled
i was fooled
the signs grow back
the signs grow back
it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice
it’s child exploitation any way you roll the dice
i might be a sloth
i might be a sloth
so proud of dave
so proud of dave
left+the+most+adorable+mark
left the most adorable mark
follow+your+heart
follow your heart
another+religion+steps+up+in+the+name+of+science
another religion steps up in the name of science
pockets+would+still+be+nice%2C+though
pockets would still be nice, though
Join the conversation
it%26%238217%3Bs+definitely+fake
it’s definitely fake
they+said+the+perfect+moment+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+exist
they said the perfect moment doesn’t exist
all+i+need+is+a+crunchwrap+supreme+and+baja+blast
all i need is a crunchwrap supreme and baja blast
the+avengers+don%26%238217%3Bt+stand+a+chance
the avengers don’t stand a chance
make+it+make+sense
make it make sense
toast+is+hilarious
toast is hilarious
a+dangerous+game
a dangerous game
the+mistakes+we+make+when+we%26%238217%3Bre+young
the mistakes we make when we’re young