When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.

When my mom tries to guess who I have a crush on.

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

Helicopters should go BRRRRRRR

Xi would like to know you location.

Xi would like to know you location.

You win again, darling.

You win again, darling.

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

Won’t somebody think of the zero gravity pooh particles?

PSA: When the brakes go out

PSA: When the brakes go out

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

I am aware of the effect I have on women…

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

Nab the children, if the opportunity arises.

Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus

Michelle Obama is not entertained getting vaccinated against the Coronavirus

Consider a bandana or two.

Consider a bandana or two.

I’ll allow it.

I’ll allow it.

A very nerdy advent calender.

A very nerdy advent calender.

And my tax dollar

And my tax dollar

Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.

Colours in hieroglyphics before they faded, allegedly.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

I’ll take ten yelling robots, please.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.

Always medicate your sheep, PRN.