Would you believe it?

Would you believe it?

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

His cheeto residue got all over my pants and that’s how I became the next Monica Lewinsky

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

I really missed out on the great Hogwarts food fight of ’07

…have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

…have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

The Duchess of Northumberlands poison garden.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Pregnancy tests are hard.

Sorry, bro…

A visual guide to the war on terror.

A visual guide to the war on terror.

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Apparently putting googly eyes on my parents portrait of Jesus is "not funny" and "blasphemous"

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Every terrifying mythical creature from around the world.

Cool new profile pic

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

1940’s Hilter jokes hold up.

Desperately vintage, and other such hairstyles for men.

Desperately vintage, and other such hairstyles for men.

Married life.

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Luigi’s Mansion Pumpkin art

Science throw-down

Science throw-down