The Magic Beard.

The Magic Beard.

http://explosm.net

You know you’re getting old when…

You know you’re getting old when…

I whip your hair back and forth.

I whip your hair back and forth.

My people need me.

My people need me.

I hate everyone and everything today…

I hate everyone and everything today…

Nostalgia.

My hectic schedule…

My hectic schedule…

Words.

Relationship stereotypes.

Relationship stereotypes.

Maths.

WWPDD?

Perspective.

This clock is slow.

This clock is slow.

Everyday I’m shuffling…

Everyday I’m shuffling…

Switching to Google +.

Switching to Google +.

Just the Beatles.

Just the Beatles.