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I have done nothing with my life…

i’m the DJ of my joy
i’m the DJ of my joy
zero respect, maximum personality
zero respect, maximum personality
miracle machine until stairs are involved
miracle machine until stairs are involved
soundtrack of every middle schooler
soundtrack of every middle schooler
his love language is pixels
his love language is pixels
This leaf just dropped its debut album
This leaf just dropped its debut album
thanks for stopping, here’s my shame
thanks for stopping, here’s my shame
Population: saved. Back pain: permanent
Population: saved. Back pain: permanent
vampin’ up my shopping game
vampin’ up my shopping game
Daughters & Diplomacy
Daughters & Diplomacy
thanksgiving isn’t complete without telling the ‘drunk tractor incident’
thanksgiving isn’t complete without telling the ‘drunk tractor incident’
summer romance
summer romance
didn’t fly, but did fry
didn’t fly, but did fry
this house ghosted gravity
this house ghosted gravity
sunday wholesome memes (July 6)
sunday wholesome memes (July 6)
Did+you+just%26%238230%3B%3F
Did you just…?
Nerf+guns+have+gotten+more+powerful+since+I+was+a+kid%26%238230%3B.
Nerf guns have gotten more powerful since I was a kid….
Magnets+are+friggan+cool.
Magnets are friggan cool.
Spoilers%26%238230%3B
Spoilers…
Join the conversation
You+could+probably+get+away+with+it+in+China%2C+though.
You could probably get away with it in China, though.
That+Is+Exactly+What+Happened
That Is Exactly What Happened
A+true+gentleman
A true gentleman
Can+you+tell+which+one+is+Trans%3F
Can you tell which one is Trans?
Don%26%238217%3Bt+be+evil.
Don’t be evil.
It%26%238217%3Bs+the+universal+truth
It’s the universal truth
I+used+to+question+stock+photography.+Now+I+embrace+it.
I used to question stock photography. Now I embrace it.
Wife+got+a+ticket.+She%26%238217%3Bs+pretty+passive+aggressive%26%238230%3B
Wife got a ticket. She’s pretty passive aggressive…