I’m not Harry Potter!
You’ve sunkk my battleship.
The past serves only to condemn…
…a loser whom*.
Whale whale whale, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions…
I would watch this Bonnie and Clyde reboot.
This mechanism invented by priests in the 15th century to break arms of scientists, artists and sculptors who were deemed heretics.
Bart did it first.
Please dispose of the used pen15 accordingly.
When art mimics reality.
at what cost, darling?
Your employer may not have your best interest in mind.
I don’t like this many adjectives before my ‘cheese food’
Are you f***ing kidding me right now?
One of my favorite scenes from one of my favorite movies.
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Never seen someone so confused!
I think I found the perfect religious self-help book…
No One On Tumblr Should Ever Become Parents
Mount Roraima, Venezuela
If people are talking about you behind your back…
When my girlfriend suggests we mess around when I am mad at her
Difference between American and Japanese corn