The ideal government employee.

The ideal government employee.

I did’Nazi that coming…

I did’Nazi that coming…

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

*Pspspspspsps in anticipation*

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

Thanks but that isn’t really relevant to my lifestyle choices!

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

You deserve to be treated well, indubitably.

Would Tom really have been this Petty?

Would Tom really have been this Petty?

The masses are congealing appropriately.

The masses are congealing appropriately.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

RIP In Your Next Adventure, Ian Holm.

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.

The history of confederate flags, to clear out wilful ignorance.

Don’t drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

PSA: Racism is learned, but you already knew that.

Perspective is everything.

Perspective is everything.

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

It’s blue, da ba dee da ba daa

You gotta read it, Nance.

You gotta read it, Nance.

Dad’s first may may.

Dad’s first may may.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.

Watch out for certain babies, furtively.