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I murdered Dora the Explorer.

I murdered Dora the Explorer.
somebody once told me
somebody once told me
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?
the car knew, too
the car knew, too
he’s a fucking fast learner
he’s a fucking fast learner
the most badass way to spread your ashes
the most badass way to spread your ashes
what we need here is more water, obviously
what we need here is more water, obviously
we all laugh together or no one laughs
we all laugh together or no one laughs
and they all somehow survived
and they all somehow survived
can you solve this math problem?
can you solve this math problem?
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the look on the seagulls face is priceless
the please and the thank you
the please and the thank you
i’ll take the chicken
i’ll take the chicken
is this real or photoshopped?
is this real or photoshopped?
if you were curious
if you were curious
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Hors+don%26%238217%3Bt+care+for+heels.
Hors don’t care for heels.
Beware+the+riddling+Gorilla
Beware the riddling Gorilla
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Join the conversation
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Sad+if+true%26%238230%3B.
Sad if true….
This+little+piggy+went+ORWELLIAN%26%238230%3B
This little piggy went ORWELLIAN…
it+wasn%26%238217%3Bt+me+%26%238211%3B+gato%2C+probably
it wasn’t me – gato, probably
There+is+no+coming+back+from+this%26%238230%3B
There is no coming back from this…
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.