I would wear this…

I would wear this...

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

wind up smart car – for when you run out of gas but still have a block to go

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

after all, you know your best friend wasn’t let into heaven

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

taking a break from pickpocketing to warm my bones with a hot drink

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

i have such fond memories of funnel milk

flat earthers were right the whole time

flat earthers were right the whole time

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

Memes showing how brits are dealing failing to stay cool in the record-setting heat

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

no serial killer, ted bundy included, could match wits with me if i really applied by myself instead of binging on oreos

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

you cicada be kidding me!

you cicada be kidding me!

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

new job opportunity – unfortunately it lacks upward mobility

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

how i spend my time during a zoom call. this chart is accurate

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

the real reason millennials aren’t buying diamonds. Has nothing to do with ethics or morals

an easy guide to help you portion your food

an easy guide to help you portion your food