Words.

Words.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Neat nature facts.

Neat nature facts.

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Bears did 9/11

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

He has arrived. Praise him.

He has arrived. Praise him.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

The other Holy Oil

The other Holy Oil

I do not like toucans.

I do not like toucans.

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.

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