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Betty White.

Betty White.
Forbidden cronch.
Forbidden cronch.
Ich liebe Dich!
Ich liebe Dich!
It’s an albino black bear, apparently.
It’s an albino black bear, apparently.
I could worship this mammal.
I could worship this mammal.
Shaken, not stirred.
Shaken, not stirred.
Move over, Elf on the Shelf
Move over, Elf on the Shelf
Sing the sweet song of science.
Sing the sweet song of science.
Hello there…
Hello there…
FROSTY NEWS!
FROSTY NEWS!
Thanks mam.
Thanks mam.
The Cowboy Paradox
The Cowboy Paradox
Practice safe button smashing.
Practice safe button smashing.
Thanks, man.
Thanks, man.
Send it back.
Send it back.
Be a good child now why don’t ya.
Be a good child now why don’t ya.
Jim+Henson+helping+an+old+lady+cross+the+street%2C+circa+1985.
Jim Henson helping an old lady cross the street, circa 1985.
Lost+in+Translation
Lost in Translation
Diet+Coke%2C+plox.
Diet Coke, plox.
OG+trolling+done+correctly.
OG trolling done correctly.
Join the conversation
Success+is+earned.
Success is earned.
America+should+really+up+their+vending+machine+game%26%238230%3B
America should really up their vending machine game…
Al+Capone+ran+a+soup+kitchen+for+the+unemployed+during+the+Great+Depression%2C+BTW.
Al Capone ran a soup kitchen for the unemployed during the Great Depression, BTW.
I+got+you%2C+gran.
I got you, gran.
He%26%238217%3Bs+something+of+an+emotional+support+pup.
He’s something of an emotional support pup.
Teach+yourself+the+Phonetic+Alphabet%2C+for+fun+and+profit.
Teach yourself the Phonetic Alphabet, for fun and profit.
I+would+eat+there%26%238230%3B
I would eat there…
The+March+is+nigh%26%238230%3B
The March is nigh…