u still mad?

another delicious hummuscide

just walk on them. the pavement is lava, if you step on it you die

dog humming “in the arms of an angel” after the ultimate betrayal by their human

put me back in 4th grade and I’ll show you how gifted i still am!

say aloe to my little friend

was joining the US military the original squid game?

lets bake cookies and watch documentaries about serial killers together

there is no right thing to say. you just have to yell and make the situation as uncomfortable as possible

the law of giants

it’s okay to stare

how to manifest the winning lottery numbers without over-buying tickets

I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

the older i get, the darker and grittier batman movies get

the loop continues with no end in sight, only more over-analyzing

easy directions for a cheap modern day viking funeral