I’m pretty sure it’s a scam…

I'm pretty sure it's a scam...

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

‘Bank Teller asked me to take it off. She Just laughed.’ – Actual bank robber, probably.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

In best Taiwan you can buy Lego that you can safely step on.

So long and thanks for all the oil…

So long and thanks for all the oil…

I could shoppe here.

I could shoppe here.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Pandemics are for poetry.

Dad jokes…

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

Newborns were given tiny face shields at a hospital in Bangkok, Thailand. What a time to be alive..

Simpsons quarantined first?

Simpsons quarantined first?

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

99.92 percent effective against the invisible enemy.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

This is how snails dispense their loved ones.

Never doubt the spirit of cosplay.

Never doubt the spirit of cosplay.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

All hail the one true Tiger King.

Strum, my darlings.

Strum, my darlings.

OK but what about the gig workers?

OK but what about the gig workers?

The briefings will continue until morale improves…

The briefings will continue until morale improves…