% Feeling Lucky? %

What I see:

What I see:
When bae is out of town
When bae is out of town
Oh. My God.
Oh. My God.
As an overwhelmed college student.
As an overwhelmed college student.
We’ve made so much progress!
We’ve made so much progress!
If the shoe fits…
If the shoe fits…
Time to update the resume!
Time to update the resume!
Chances of being called gay.
Chances of being called gay.
Spidey can’t catch a break…
Spidey can’t catch a break…
Will you remember me in a month?
Will you remember me in a month?
Things people do not choose
Things people do not choose
Choose wisely
Choose wisely
When I grow up.
When I grow up.
Nessie ladle!
Nessie ladle!
Haiku by a Robot
Haiku by a Robot
Happy scotch!
Happy scotch!
remember+this+scene%3F+Here%26%238217%3Bs+how+it+was+filmed
remember this scene? Here’s how it was filmed
words+to+live+by
words to live by
well+played%2C+hooman
well played, hooman
it%26%238217%3Bs+a+malaphor
it’s a malaphor
Join the conversation
they%26%238217%3Bre+both+full+of+shit
they’re both full of shit
for+when+your+pencil+won%26%238217%3Bt+sharpen+itself+at+the+beach
for when your pencil won’t sharpen itself at the beach
is+there+another+option%3F
is there another option?
double+edged+insult
double edged insult
revenge+is+a+dish+best+served+deconstructed
revenge is a dish best served deconstructed
this+kid+is+asking+the+right+questions
this kid is asking the right questions
exactly+how+i+feel+every+time
exactly how i feel every time
he+knows+he%26%238217%3Bs+a+legend
he knows he’s a legend