No, I don’t do PDA…

the more you drink, the more political you get

well that escalated quickly

he just couldn’t quite put his paw on what was off

royale burrito with cheese

this is my emotional support steak

with copious amounts of that fake butter liquid magic gold

how much extra would you pay for this?

when you have to roll with the lie

this is how i became the fun uncle

spotify wrapped memes because we’re all about to find out how depressed we were based on the music we listened to this year!

the power of positive affirmations

thanks for the reminder, ikea…

why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?

M. Night shyamalan memes because he wants you to knock at the cabin without giving credit to the original author

but unlike in a video game you can’t start the level over