Scumbag teachers…

The USAF did a production run of their fire system, allegedly.

The shadow raspberries march at dawn…

Another easy win across the board.

Just in case there was any confusion.

Nine months to change a life, even.

fantastic.

why they can’t just go around… – momma cheetah, probably.

The Canadians are getting flustered.

Anyone up for a second run on Area-51 now that the military is distracted?

a diet Coke, also…

It’s just a glitch, probably.

Today I learned I am a huge communist. Maybe the biggest of them all.

Stanley and Phallus being happy when Darryl was applying for Regional Manager was good yakka.

When was the last time you opened your eyes, looked up to the skies and saw?

Everything was bigger, back then.