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A haiku about getting out of bed.

A haiku about getting out of bed.
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Don’t disturb his Joe Rogan podcast…
Don’t disturb his Joe Rogan podcast…
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
Cry the entire river, see if I care…
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
I would listen to his elevator pitch…
Got no got dam grip, Gary.
Got no got dam grip, Gary.
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
Dig deep enough, we all want the same thing…
Gotta catch ’em all?
Gotta catch ’em all?
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
*stomps in Air Force Ones*
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
Roly polii come in purple, apparently.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
The moisture content of anger is too damn high.
Baptize the child.
Baptize the child.
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
The Happiest Place on Earth, probably…
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
You don’t have to fly, if you don’t want to.
My neighbor is getting a notarized letter from the HOA…
My neighbor is getting a notarized letter from the HOA…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…
Scotland has a different kind of PSA…
Ah that’s not good…
Ah that’s not good…
modern+problem+solving
modern problem solving
it%26%238217%3Bs+not+too+late
it’s not too late
she+just+lost+a+fan
she just lost a fan
dogs+are+better+than+humans+proved
dogs are better than humans proved
Join the conversation
a+true+american+patriot
a true american patriot
welp%2C+looks+like+i%26%238217%3Bm+not+getting+sleep+tonight
welp, looks like i’m not getting sleep tonight
what+a+happy+surprise%21
what a happy surprise!
i+ride+it+on+the+parade+route
i ride it on the parade route
the+milk+crate+challenge
the milk crate challenge
he%26%238217%3Bs+out+of+the+friend+group
he’s out of the friend group
fred+was+just+fred
fred was just fred
is+this+the+world%26%238217%3Bs+scariest+spider%3F
is this the world’s scariest spider?