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A haiku about getting out of bed.

A haiku about getting out of bed.
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Pretty girls, popular girls… and me.
Pretty girls, popular girls… and me.
One boring class later…
One boring class later…
Scumbag Anakin
Scumbag Anakin
Listening to music.
Listening to music.
My girlfriend trying to motivate me…
My girlfriend trying to motivate me…
Welcome to Hell
Welcome to Hell
If at first you don’t succeed…
If at first you don’t succeed…
Inyo National Forest
Inyo National Forest
Along came a spider.
Along came a spider.
Your eyes are like stars.
Your eyes are like stars.
Dealing with blackheads.
Dealing with blackheads.
Eminem Jesus
Eminem Jesus
Best way to get a girlfriend.
Best way to get a girlfriend.
George R.R. Martin loves his meals…
George R.R. Martin loves his meals…
Words.
Words.
Come+and+get+it%2C+bitches.
Come and get it, bitches.
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
RIP+In+Pants
RIP In Pants
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Join the conversation
Well+that+kind+of+worked+itself+out+din%26%238217%3Bt+it.
Well that kind of worked itself out din’t it.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…
Join+your+local+hot+air+balloon+lobby.
Join your local hot air balloon lobby.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Lovely+bit+of+cheese%2C+isn%26%238217%3Bt+it%2C++Gromit%3F
Lovely bit of cheese, isn’t it, Gromit?
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Just+2020+things.
Just 2020 things.