Happy Halloween!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

the dog barked ‘shotgun’ first

that’s a loaded question

did he do it?

the math adds up

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

no wonder i feel guilty about everything

it’s a bit extreme

Funny, that’s my rap name, too

beyond offensive

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

wasted gems

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

trojan pigeon