Take away her stretch marks and nobody gets hurt!

Predicting the future

Saw a cat bleeding out

Clean rooms, but my cereal tasted off. Also can’t find my dad. 2/10.

Gotta hand it to him

Metaphorical Observation

Colbert Knows How To Deal With A Good Joke

Big Mac sushi rolls

2,000 year old Olive tree in Greece

Leave your phone at the door

To the protestors at Trump rallies who are burning American flags and physically assaulting Trump supporters

Bollywood physics!

I don’t even care about politics, but…

Social Media

American style

Owl be back