How to be a douchebag.

How to be a douchebag.

Needs more salt

Needs more salt

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

He just needs to find his perfect pizza match

Calmly plotting your demise

Calmly plotting your demise

delete comic sans from the system

delete comic sans from the system

The answer is yes. I do.

The answer is yes. I do.

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to pay with a laser light show, please

I’d like to buy a vowel

I’d like to buy a vowel

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Funny, I’m also a self-contained unit

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

Note to self: don’t try this in the office

mind blown

Is this true?

He became his legacy. Literally

He became his legacy. Literally

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?

retired firehoses

retired firehoses

Followed directions perfectly

Followed directions perfectly