I never understood this when I was younger.

"This text has no other purpose than to terrify those who are afraid of the Arabic language."

Parks & Rec would’ve had such a hilarious episode about Pokemon Go.

As an American watching British television

Dude. Not cool.

Statistically…

The Miami Zoo’s flamingoes’ temporary shelter during Hurricane Andrew 20 years ago today

2016: ¯\_(-_-)_/

Kenneth, a word?

Geneception

That paw though

I’m working with idiots

Got the cold foot

A flight of cupcakes I made for a friend’s 30th birthday at a brewery. The beer is in each cupcake’s batter.

The perfect crime!

I can’t believe I’ve done this.