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How tired are you?

How tired are you?
workin like a dog
workin like a dog
goin to clowntown
goin to clowntown
bigfoot is walka-walkin
bigfoot is walka-walkin
printception
printception
mostly laundry, if I’m being honest
mostly laundry, if I’m being honest
things never to say to your partner for $500, Alex
things never to say to your partner for $500, Alex
the ultimate cat loaf
the ultimate cat loaf
class classwear
class classwear
writing emails like this from now on
writing emails like this from now on
which one are you picking at grandma’s?
which one are you picking at grandma’s?
social struggles
social struggles
no pain no gain
no pain no gain
ew I stepped in shi–
ew I stepped in shi–
fireman fluid
fireman fluid
grandma gratification
grandma gratification
Why+God+make+women+pretty+dumb.
Why God make women pretty dumb.
A+student+asked+me+about+experimenting+on+embryos+for+genetic+engineering.
A student asked me about experimenting on embryos for genetic engineering.
Cue+the+Travis+Tritt
Cue the Travis Tritt
What+do+I+do+now%2C+even.
What do I do now, even.
Join the conversation
The+mighty+lion+chooses+it%26%238217%3Bs+prey.
The mighty lion chooses it’s prey.
Watching+the+Bachelor%26%238230%3B+%2Asobbing+intensifies%2A
Watching the Bachelor… *sobbing intensifies*
History+lesson+time%2C+Ben
History lesson time, Ben
Apocalypse+then.
Apocalypse then.
Hold+my+beer%26%238230%3B
Hold my beer…
Breakfast+Cereal+Extremist.
Breakfast Cereal Extremist.
Bitcoin+going+to+%24100%2C000%26%238230%3B
Bitcoin going to $100,000…
When+your+BFF+literally+lives+next+door%26%238230%3B+%C3%B0%C5%B8%C2%90%C2%B6%C3%A2%C2%9D%C2%A4%C3%AF%C2%B8%C2%8F
When your BFF literally lives next door… 🐶❤️